Donated...to Science!
Okay, maybe I didn't donate my body to Science! Those mad Scientists probably couldn't find a good use for it anyway. What I did do, however, was sign up to BlogSkins.com and upload a cleaned-up version of this very design. It's been up for maybe two hours now, and it already has a rating of 3.5 (out of 5) with 2 comments. Apparently the only major complaint is that it's too plain. I can live with that; this design was supposed to be simple, elegant and above all, readable.
Maybe I'll get fancy later...