I talked with my brother earlier this evening, during which he decided to pass the phone to his daughter. After a minute or so of listening to her say "Mikey" over and over, much to my chagrin, I decided it was time to talk to my brother again. Which led to to this exchange:
Me: "Okay honey, give the phone back to your daddy."
Her: "Why?"
I know that at least one reader has gone on record regarding his belief that children are evil. I think that they're just too cute to know any better...